I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do you remember whose house we're in?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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