You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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