If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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