problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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