Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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