my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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