I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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