That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
