Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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