I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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