yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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