i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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