She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I have tasted many bathrooms
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
