I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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