so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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