dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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