can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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