they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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