Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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