I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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