I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
did i just pee glitter
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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