He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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