just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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