Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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