There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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