How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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