Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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