yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
