I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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