If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So much rum. So many feels.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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