How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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