found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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