He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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