At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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