I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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