So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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