It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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