I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
pray to the hookup gods
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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