i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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