Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
