I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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