i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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