One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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