DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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