i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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