i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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