I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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