But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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