dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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