Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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