Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
In America we eat man semen.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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