There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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