what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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