return my video game
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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