fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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