But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
