what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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