Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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