well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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